Shot in a busy (and loud) Sydney coffee shop, this comically pretentious and amateurish video offers a crash course in Earl de Blonville. Terry Burgan ran a “speakers bureau” representing paid, motivational, inspirational speakers and Earl was briefly part of his stable of speaking studs. In this video Earl has apparently convinced Terry money can be made marketing Earl as a expert speaker on the subject of cyberstalking. In essence, Earl’s pitch is that he has discovered the grave danger because he has been a victim of cyberstalking and now he has it all figured out and wants to save C-Suites across Australia from this plague on the corporate world.

The first minute captures many signature elements of Earl’s style. There’s the hint of the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain bellowing like a God. Here we see and hear Earl periodically drowned out by the clatter of dishes and coffee shop Muzak, distractions that reflect Toto tugging on the curtain. Yet even in this haphazardly unprofessional environment, Earl doesn’t lose his somber tone, consistent with previewing the end of corporate life as we know it.

Then there’s Earl’s signature braggadocio and credibility by association.. Of course the motorbike/coffee shop is the coolest thing in Sydney and of course Earl is pals with the owner (name drop) and of course the owner is rich and famous (Mr. Mambo)..

Then we have the classic self-deprecating Earl (NOT!).. “So, who are you and what do you do?”, asks a rapt Terry Burgan… with a humble shrug, Earl explains “Well, look, I am generally regarded as a global leadership expert (partially drowned out by loud customer).. After a bit of pretentious blather about “leadership” and “millenials” Earl gets to the cyberstalking and why he should be hired. Notice he never really explains what happened to him.